Potatoes and Molasses - Over the Garden Wall, Colin Dean

Oh potatoes and molasses

If you want some, oh just ask us

They’re warm and soft like puppies and socks

Filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses

They’re so much sweeter than algebra class

If your stomach is grumblin'

And your mouth starts mumblin'

There’s only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin'

Oh potatoes and molasses

If you can’t see 'em put on your glasses

They’re shiny and large like a fisherman’s barge

You know you’ve eaten enough when you start seein' stars

Oh potatoes and molasses

It’s the only thing left on your task list

They’re short and stout

They’ll make everyone shout

For potatoes and molasses

For potatoes an-

THAT’S ENOUGH!