Daytime Tv - Partner

When I was a kid

I used to fake sick

Luckily my mom and dad were

Pretty easy to trick

I was biding my time

Until the house was all mine

To do the one thing I really wanted to do

Which was watching daytime TV

While there’s no one home to watch me

I’m hangin' out with Maury’s

Doing a paternity test

Are you the father, well it’s anybody’s guess

And give me Jerry Springer

Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, and a TV dinner

I guess the best things in life come free

Like watching daytime TV

When I was a kid

The world was a mystery

There were so many things that

Just didn’t make sense to me

And the way to find out

What all the fuss was about

And to satisfy my healthy curiosity

Was by watching daytime TV

While there’s no one home to watch me

I’m hangin' out with Maury’s

Doing a paternity test

Are you the father, well it’s anybody’s guess

And give me Jerry Springer

Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, and a TV dinner

I guess the best things in life come free

Like watching daytime TV

There’s no one home to watch me

There’s no one home to stop me

From hangin' out with Maury

I’m hangin' out with Genevieve

There’s no one home to watch me

There’s no one home to stop me

From hangin' out with Maury

I’m hangin' out