Half Idiot - Pissed Jeans

Poke me in the bellybutton and you might get a laugh

Working on my cuticles till my nails are torn in half

Hit my head within your basement

I feel like a giraffe

Start to feel like a bum surrounded by the handsome and dumb

Half idiot

Run your hand across my hair and you might catch a flake

Please keep me out of the kitchen

I burn all that i bake

Why are all my allergies year round for heaven’s sake

Stick out like a sore thumb surrounded by the handsome and dumb

Half idiot

Poke me in the bellybutton and you might get a laugh

Working on my cuticles till my nails are chopped in half

Hit my head within your basement

I feel like a giraffe

I think i’ve gotten kind of dumb

Ask seth if he’s got any gum