Tragically Unhip - Poison

I’m uneducated

My clothes outdated

I don’t stand politically correct

I still hate small talk

Dig fast cars and hard rock

Still like talkin' about sex, sex, sex

I should be expressing

All my inner repression

I guess depression’s now a cultural thing

My record company says

Blow my brains out my head

I’ll make the cover of every magazine

Step inside my nightmare

Welcome to my trip

I cannot pretend and I will not defend

Why this good old boy’s so tragically unhip

I still like bad girls

Who rock me hard in my world

It’s monkey see then monkey do

Well I’m not yours

I got an old waterbed

I like to trip into the dead

Keep a poster of KISS on my wall

I still curse, smoke, drink and toke

Makin' love in the back of my car

I like that home grown

Mind blowing

You bring it

I’ll roll it

They see strange talking

Mind stopping

Asses swinging

Street walking

Floozies