Ain't No Crime - Positive K

DJ: The topic: Is the police department really doing justice to the people here

in New York City

Caller: Hello

DJ: Hello?

Caller: Hello.

Hello!

DJ: Hello!

Caller: Yeah.

Corruption, corruption, all the way.

The cops are just full of it.

A guy told me…

DJ: Ay pal

Caller: A guy told me…

DJ: Ay, hello, hello!

Caller: Hello?

DJ: Did you call here before?

Caller: Did I call before?

No, it’s my first time calling, guy

DJ: You called here before, didn’t you?

Caller: (sputtering)

DJ: You were from White Plains, you called

Caller: (sputtering) …checking my phone calls or something…

DJ: No, you, you, you called from White Plains, didn’t you?

Are you calling

from White Plains now?

Caller: White Plains Road!

DJ: In White Plains, right?

Caller: On the Bronx, White Plains Road!

DJ: What’s your point, pal?

Caller: What I’m trying to tell you, you take it in the ass!

DJ: (chuckles)

Children growing

Women producing

Men go working some go stealing

Everyone’s got to make a living

Swing it over here yo

Swing it over here yo

Swing it over here yo

Swing it over here yo

Swing it over here yo

Swing it over here yo (Uh)

Yeah swing it over here yo

Swing it over here yo

Don’t tell me what I’m not

Just because I drops it like it’s hot

I get what I get, and I got what I got

For thinking fast, right here on the spot (Uh)

I’m spontaneous wit a ho in my radius (yeah)

You got a girl, buy my tape and play her this

Watch which way she’ll sway

And I bet she’s gonna say OWWW, Pos K

So don’t pause, panic, or get picky

I’ll make ya girlfriend’s panties sticky

And she’ll wanna get with the dapper

A rapper, I got no choice but to tap her

So let her know who the the big barracuda

That’s like a Lexus to a scooter (Uh)

So ease off, come down

I remain like a freckle, transform like Jekyll

I’m being bad yo, making mad dough, pulling off slow (Uh)

In a Volvo

Pos K’s imperial

Brothers wanna be smooth but can’t find my material (shhhh)

Understand I’m good with mine

And when you realize that, everything’ll be fine

Ain’t no crime, on the way I’m gettin mine

It ain’t no crime, it ain’t no crime

It ain’t no crime, on the way I’m gettin mine

It ain’t no crime, it ain’t no crime

On the nightshift, a lot of ladies was offended

But being offended wasn’t what I intended

Pos K raps on, what’s real, rappin on what’s real (yeah, yeah)

Gives me that street feel

A in a borough in a city near the city

I can’t have the Doo-Wop, without the ditty (what)

I got the skills to pay those

And if ya got beef, I suggest, you better raise those (Uh)

But tell me can you take it

Ya have better luck a bungie jumping butt naked (shhhh)

I’m gettin loot in 52 cities and hanging hard

See here, like your grandmom’s titties

Tell it like it is and like it isn’t

No girl is gonna lock me up as if I was in prison (Uh)

‘Cause I’m a batchelor, my doctor says I’m fertile

Running through girls like Carl Lewis does the hurdles (mm)

Ladies know my forté, plus I foreplay

When I go too far they say, that’s okay

‘Cause I’m the Positive, but, girls, they call me Pozzy

We can go together just like Harriett and Ozzie

Eff matrimony!

That’s B, baloney

Picture me settling down with a wife!

Nah that don’t even sound right (nah)

But my motto is, a pimp or die

Come on now

Honeys in my face just like a booger (like a booger)

I say slow down, low down, and don’t you play yourself, sugar (Uh)

I don’t like girls who act like such

Talking about take me out to dinner (but what)

Nah we’re goin' Dutch

Uh, then I think and realize that it sums up (Uh-huh)

‘Cause when I bust off, I clog honeys gums up (Uh-huh)

That’s why she calls me Sir Spermalot

Cause when I make love, I make her squeal, and she squirms a lot

So don’t ask, is he nasty or has he

Uh baby, don’t put none a that past me

Cause I’m the man with the power

If being fly was a minute, well I’m a motherfucking hour (shit)

Now don’t do like I say so (Uh-huh)

And you’ll get eaten like a dish called Rapper Alfredo

In the quickness you’re getting sparked

You do so much as blink

And you can die in the dark

I hear dem talking, but I don’t know what dem tinkin'

I hear dem talking, but I don’t know what dem tin kin'

This ain’t a song about me being fly

It’s a song about me, myself, and I

You know this I

Persist, and refuse to get jammed

People try to flam, but every song that I make slam

Like Abe Lincoln, they wanna see me dead, stinkin'

I’m not sinkin', so how ya thinkin'

I’m rising, rising at a rapid rate

And at my weight, I’m gonna wax the whole damn state

And every step I take

It’s a step in the struggle

And everything I got, ay yo I got it on the juggle

Nobody gave me nothing see I fought my way

That’s why I’m proud to say that I’m the Positive K (that's right)

From Robin Givens down to Michael Bivins

What I’m saying is, everybody gotta make a living

Come on

Swing it over here yo

Swing it over here yo

Swing it over here yo

It ain’t no crime…