Birthday Cake - President T

Two blunts and a birthday cake

I’ll bring the straps to your birthday break

She was like, «Can I get a birthday shake?»

Two two drinks and a birthday cake

Got to my big day, call it a Percy

I mean, got to my birthday, no it’s not 30

Driving a beauty, looking all sturdy

Needed a break, nobody heard me

After the break, they tried to burn me

Please watch your mate, tried to alert me

Wow, yeah I’m the fella but it ain’t jolly good

Tottenham Hale, straight into Hollywood

Stepped outside, name onboard

Come to my birthday, enjoy yourself, no strap or a sword (wow)

If you’re excited please keep your cool

I don’t want to dash man into the pool

My regulations please, don’t break the rules

Two blunts and a birthday cake

I’ll bring the straps to your birthday break

She was like, «Can I get a birthday shake?»

Two two drinks and a birthday cake

Got two albums, bro would you buy these?

One for the Polish, one for the Chinese

Are you making bread, are you breaking cheese?

If you’re not, don’t get hyped

They were like, «Fam, are you striped?

None of us man are liked»

Come to my windscreen?

I said, «You will get wiped»

Went through the levels, never saw angels but I saw devils

Met a few birds, not one feather

If you’re name’s McDonald, better have P’s like Trevor

Presidential grime, I could do this forever

How long d’you think?

I don’t really business, either way, some soundboys gonna sink

Two blunts and a birthday cake

I’ll bring the straps to your birthday break

She was like, «Can I get a birthday shake?»

Two two drinks and a birthday cake