Bart Simpson - Princess Nokia

Rotten apple to the core

Damn, I been a fuck up

Getting picked for last in gym

I can’t even do a lay up

Writing on my sneakers

Being sneaky with my teachers

Smoking weed under the bleachers

Cutting out and glueing pictures

Carrying my CD player

Sucking on a Now or Later

Sour Apple was the flavor

Scribbling on doodle paper

Trying hard to pay attention

But I have no real direction

So I say, «yo, fuck this lesson»

Spark the leaf, my back is stressing

Who I am and where I’m headed

Cutting school and acting crazy

Foster care done got me crazy

Living with a crazy lady

Every day I’m always late

Puffin' on a skimpy j

Staying in my grandma house

Wasn’t even far away

But I guess that’s what I do

Making life more difficult for me and you

Ay caramba

Bart Simpson with the shits

Ay caramba, man, you can go and suck my dick

Skating down the street, being mischievous as shit

This as good as it gon get

Always cheat on yo tests

Don’t you be like the rest

I ain’t no teacher’s pet

Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie

If that don’t work then

Deny, deny, deny

Looking to my future is like looking at the sky

Inner city orphan with my hand in apple pie

A liar, a schemer, a cheater, I do it all

I used to switch schools each coming fall

I skipped all my classes and

Still managed to pass them all

Reading comics in forbidden planet

I go home to a place of fantasy outside my own

Always been a loner, never had a solid home

I really like Marvel 'cause characters look just like me

And women don’t have roles that make them look too sexually

I lie a lot from getting beaten and put off food, I’m not eating

Eczema so bad I’m bleeding, but I smile and keep it cheesing

A nerdy girl with nymphomanic tendencies

Everyone’s offended but nobody here offended me

90's mami dressing like Aaliyah, quite apparently

I’m heavy with the theory, I move with the groove

I’m Black like Shaolin, I tang with the Wu

Africa, my guy, with the bantu do

I’m stupid fucking crazy nuts, loose like a screw

See, I know my money, got raised by the Jews

I’m a New York Puerto Rican like a rough kinda dude

I’ma hit the barrio and eat some Spanish food

And sit in Central Park, I’m in a New York mood

Bart Simpson with the shits

Ay caramba, man, you can go and suck my dick

Skating down the street, being mischievous as shit

This as good as it gon get

Always cheat on yo tests

Don’t you be like the rest

I ain’t no teacher’s pet