Smooches - Psychostick

You’re my cupcake

You’re my sugar lump

You’re my schnooky wooky

Wubby dubby honey buns

My peaches 'n cream

My dumpling

Wanna give your cheek a little squeeze

Give ya

Smooch smooch, smooch smoochy smooches

Wanna give you little tiny smooches

Smooch smooch, all of the smooches

Be my little shmoopy shmoo

Wanna smoochie oochie moochie smoochie wooch

Smoochasaurus, smoochasaurus coming for you

Wanna smoochie poochie woochie smoochie ooch

Be my tyrrano-snuggle-boo

You make me be like, «ahhhh!» I wanna hug ya

You make be like «ooooh» I wanna hold your hand

I can feel you in my heart

Can’t wait for the smoochin' to start

Now I got something, I got something

Something for you

I hope you want em, I can’t wait to give 'em to you

Can you guess, can you guess how many I got?

I bet you can’t, cuz it’s really a lot

Is it 2 smooches? no

Is it 5 smooches? no

Is it 10 smooches? no

Is it 20 smooches? no

Is it 50 smooches? higher

Is it 90? keep going

Ten-thousand? getting closer

One-hundred thousand? nope, it’s…

It’s

Four billion, eight-hundred thirty-six million

Five hundred fifty-nine thousand, one-hundred seven point two

Smooch smooch, smooch smoochy smooches

Wanna give you billions of smooches

Smooch smooch, way too many smooches

Be my little shmoopy shmoo

Smooooooooch!

Smooch smooch, smooch smoochy smooches

Wanna give you little tiny smooches

Smooch smooch, all of the smooches

Be my little shmoopy shmoo

(Why don’t you)

Be my little shmoopy poo

(Come on and)

Be my little shmooby do

(Gonna smooch ya)

Be my little

Shmoopy poopy

Oomie noomie

Shlooby booby

Gooby wooby

Pumpkin wumpkin

Mooby dooby

Wookie cookie

Erbie nerby

Garby warby

Gergy wergy

Derby schlerbie

Wewie pewie

Shmoopy poo

A shmoopy poo!