Re-Educating Rita - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

We had one for sorrow, two for joy

Three for his old girl and four for the boys

Five for silver and six for gold

Then we lose control

So we leave his keys behind the bar

Because he’s too drunk to drive his car

We’re on the backseat of this taxi

And I don’t know where the hell we are

But I wish you were here

Twisting my arm

And bending my ear

Whispering grass don’t tell Therese

Sister Rantzen or her majesty’s police

I’m terrified, intoxicated, starry eyed and bollock naked

Child bearing, adult rated

Thoroughly re-educated

And I wish you were here

We had one for sorrow, two for joy

Three for his old girl and four for the boys

Five for silver and six for gold

Then we lose control

So we leave his keys behind the bar

Because he’s too drunk to drive his car

We’re on the backseat of this taxi

And I don’t know where the hell we are

But I wish you were here

Twisting my arm

And bending my ear