Memoirs Of A Phuket Geisha - Red Elvises

I’m a middle age hooker and I got broken heart,

I put on twenty pounds and I’m falling apart,

And I’m sweeping my tears off the blue-tile floor,

'Cause my boyfriend from Norway don’t send money no more…

I got Buddha on chain embraced in Thai gold,

I got transvestite uncle who lives in Bangkok,

And I’m tired like hell of this client from Rome,

And my boyfriend from Norway don’t send money no more…

My life is a taxi running amok,

I got miles on my bumper, I’m 30 years old,

May be I should get married to this moron from Rome,

'Cause my boyfriend from Norway don’t send money no more…