Do Policemen Sing? - Robyn Hitchcock

It’s true because I never argue with a rozzer

Never show him insolence, confidence

Cause who supplies the evidence it’s not your mother or your

Lover or your best friends dog

Oh do policemen dream?

(Yes when they’re fast asleep)

And when policemen dream (It proves they’re fast asleep)

Oh do policemen sing?

(Yes if they’ve got the time)

And when they sing for you?

(Just tell them they’re sublime)

Don’t get stymied, don’t say ruddy hell or blimey

Don’t complain if your beans aren’t warm

Oh do policemen sing?

(Oh yes extremely well)

Haven’t you heard the Welsh?

(They really do excel)

And are policeman gay?

(Depends on what you mean)

They are not lewd or queer (But they all dig the queen)

Open ended, 'specially when you’re apprehended, taken in and…

Our law and order’s never, never, never, never, never gonna break down

Our law and order’s never, never, never, never, never gonna break down

Our law and order’s never, never, never, never, never, never gonna break down