All The Reasons - Rodney Carrington

I dont like poodles and popurie

Pastel colors ain’t good on me

I need a woman that i can squezze

These are the things that i believe

I like john wayne in overalls

Hate chick flics and shopping malls

I think god that i god balls

A pickup truck and a texas draw

I dont like flowers and fancy ware

Talking on the telephone all the time

Dont won’t nothing in my behind

It fits and exits it suits me fine

These are all the reasons i ain’t queer

(these are all the reasons he ain’t queer)

I think two holes are better than one

If you ask me well thats more fun

In and out and then im done

Two guys kissing would make me run

I dont like sex on a fu fu bed

I dont won’t to dance with a guy name fred

I did it once and my face turned red

You saw the tape so enoughs been said

Me and my buddies we like to drink

Watching fights at the hockey rink

You won’t catch me wereing pink

I like the fact that my pecker dont stink

Hey these are all the reasons i ain’t queer

I dont be poking nothing near my rear

Yea theses are all those reasons

The crazy cu cu reasons

These are all those reasons i ain’t queer