Average Joe - Ron Sexsmith

Tour bus rolling down Broadway

Says, «Nobody you would know»

In all the store front windows I see my face

And the lame expression of this Average Joe

Lord, a fool and his money parted ways

To a con artist at the bus depot

Now who would’ve thought such an honest face

Would make a monkey of this Average Joe?

I’m a walking disaster

I’m an accident waiting to happen

I can’t walk any faster

No, if I could I’d be tap dancing

I see the porch light of my home

Where my love lies waiting for me

No, we don’t have much, but this I know

You’ve made a king out of this Average Joe