iPhones Gay - Rucka Rucka Ali

My friend’s got an iPhone and he hates that shit

He tells me everyday

He says «Man, I’m down to 22%, and I just charged all day!»

He syncs up his Mac with his iPad and iPhone

Deletes his fucking music all day

If he wants to plug his headphones in his damn phone, he can’t get an iPhone 8

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?!

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

He slits both his hands and it still isn’t enough

To bring an end to system updates

OS is just lubing up his little but for like 10 or 11 rapes

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?!

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

Well I guess a Chinese kid needed something to do, oh yeah!

Like make a cheap phone that does something wrong everyday!

(Let me tell you 'bout the other friend now!)

My friend’s got an Android and it sucks his dick

And grills him savory steak

If he wants fucking cancer, then he’ll get iPhone

But 'til then, his life is great

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?!

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

iPhone did 9/11, it wasn’t Zayn!

iPhone why don’t you lick a cock?!

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

(And that’s why now everyone’s an Android…)