Taters - Samurai Pizza Cats

Oooh yeah!

Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?

Samurai Pizza Cats…

They’re stepping out crime, and you know that ain’t balony

There’s Speedy Cerviche,

he’s the leader of the bunch

A heck of a fighter

makes a heck of a lunch.

And little Polly Esther

who’s never afraid

of going into battle

when the bad guys invade.

Here’s Guido Anchovis

a wild romantic rover.

This cat gets down down

with a love hangover

Here come the Pizza Cats.

They’re so bad.

They’ve got more fur than any turtle ever had!

They’re stronger than old cheese…

Stronger than dirt…

Step on their tails…

And you’re gonna get hurt…

Samurai Pizza Cats…

They’re fighting crime

All over town!

Four… Three… Two… One…

The Pizza Cats are on the run!

The Big Cheese is the villain,

who’s lower than low.

It’s a rotten shame

he lives in Little Tokyo.

We’ve got a nasty Bad Bird

and some nasty Ninja Crowes.

As soon as someone finds the script

we might begin the show.

Sit back and rest your feet

and turn the sound up high.

And if you want the full effects

go eat a pizza pie!

Hahaha!