Laundry - Say Hi

Well, it was certainly that day

Pack the clothes and do the laundry

I put it off but they were alive

When I’d walk by they’d give me five

So I packed up boxers and socks

And had a bagel with some lox

But if I’d known she would be there

That girl with chopsticks in her hair

So, do you come here all the time?

Why are yours fluffier than mine?

I think it’s time to change my pill

But your soap technique is pretty ill

Well, she was hesitant at first

I think a little bit frightened by my dirt

But I said, «Babe, I feel so clean»

Unless she likes it dirty