I Hate You - Scott Henderson

Spoken-

Sweetheart, you know it’s been awhile —

Something that’s been on my mind that I really needed to express to you…

I must tell you how I really feel…

Man-

Oh you are an angel

An angel sent from hell

Your mouth like a sailor

Your cheap cosmetic smell

Woman-

Darling you are a loser

It’s you I love to kill

Both-

Darling you ruined my life

So I hate you and I always will

Man-

From your implants that failed

To the milkman that you nailed

It’s been you, it’s been you

That’s tried to make me lose my mind

Woman-

Well, you come on so tough

And then you can’t get it up

And if you do

Then it’s still hard to find

Man-

You cheap little ho'

Slippin' out the back door

You go out with any man

For a nickel or a dime

Woman-

You no workin bum

You never made me come

Yeah, I faked it

Each and every time

Oh you are a big fat couch-sittin' sport-watchin' alky

Corona’s by the keg

Man-

Oh darlin I’ll stop my drinking

If you’ll only shave your legs

Woman-

It’s too bad your mama wasn’t on the pill

Man-

Leave my mother outa this

Both-

Darling you ruined my life

So I hate you and I always will

Darling you ruined my life

So I hate you and I always will