Monster Mash - Sharon Needles

I was working in the lab, late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

For my monster from his slab, began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise

(He did the mash) He did the monster mash

(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash

(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash

(He did the mash) He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

To get a jolt from my electrodes

(He did the mash) He did the monster mash

(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash

(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash

(He did the mash) He did the monster mash

The Zombies were having fun

The party had just begun

The guests include the wolf-man

Dracula, and his son (That's hot)

The scene was rockin', all were diggin' the sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds

The coffin-bangers were about to arrive

With their vocal group, The Crypt-Kicker Five

(He did the mash) He did the monster mash

(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash

(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash

(He did the mash) He did the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing

He opened the lid and he shook his fist and he said

«Whatever happened to the Transylvania Twist?»

(He did the mash) He did the monster mash

(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash

(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash

(He did the mash) He did the monster mash

(He did the mash) Ahh

(The monster mash) Ahh

(He did the mash) Wire bad

(He did the mash) Whiskey good