Jesus Is In My Body - My Body Has Let Me Down - Slim Cessna's Auto Club

Jesus is in my body but my body has let me down so I will wield this fishing

hook till I’s put

back into the ground.

This hook it does protect me, from evil shame and sick,

I boiled then I blessed it with hyssop mint then garlic…

Now Jesus He be a comin, from Jerusalem from afar

His anger it be a risin, slakin out wise mens stars

He swimmin over the ocean, dry it up in His wake

keepin the salt in His belly, to cover them He will take

He come up outta the shoreline, Appalachians is just a bump

He dive over them womanly hills, down into an ol' tree stump

The earth it parts before Him, as He travels underground

all the rivers reverse direction, all the farm game He takes down

He comes to where it will begin, mountains rise up out His path

He’s reinventing justice, Colorado’s the first for His wrath

So ladies and Gentlemen, He’s come once again

He’s come one last time, To call in your sins

May I introduce the one the only Jesus Christ!

'ENOUGH OF MOHAMMED, ENOUGH OF ALA LA LA, ENOUGH OF ME MYSEL

AS WELL WE HAS ALL REALIZED OUR FLAWS!

YA CREATURES HAS DISAPPOINTED,

THE EXPERIMENTS GONE BUST, NEXT TIME AROUND I’LL PUT BLOOD IN

THE STONES, A NEW IRON THAT WILL NOT RUST.

I FLAYED ALL THE FISH IN THE

OCEAN, I TOOK DOWN THEM KODIAK BEARS, I’S THE ONLY ABORIGINE TRUE,

ALL YOU OTHERS BEST PREPARE.

SO PEOPLE OF COLORADO RUN

FAR AND AWAY I KNOW NONE WILL LISTEN,

DELIVER UNTO THEM OTHERS

People of Colorado if your fishook mayhap protect He’ll kill all the fish sheep

and bears

so there’ll be nothin left to e’t.

It will be an endless cycle down and up and

back again,

so people of Colorado don’t deliver, tell Him to stop His sassin and just begin.