Attack of the Mutant 50ft Kebab - Space, Tommy Scott, Ryan Clark

Just saw Pizza Hut smashed to the ground

Burger King annihilated, never to be found

There’s blood on the windows of Primark and Next

It’s the end of the world, send your final text

Cos you might be next

Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab

Earth is covered in a mutant scab

Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab

Fast food mutant, attack attack attack attack attack attack attack

Vaporised police, mutilated looters

No more commuters, the end of computers!

Take 30 Nytol and sleep through your death

But there’s no more Boots or Superdrug left

There’s nothing left

Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab

Earth is covered in a mutant scab

Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab

Fast food mutant, attack attack attack attack attack attack attack

Attack attack attack attack attack attack attack

When your starving pitbull starts to eat your leg

You have to watch your children beg and beg

Your head starts spinning, like you’re Linda Blair

You realise that it’s a nightmare, a high street nightmare

Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab

Earth is covered in a mutant scab

Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab

Fast food mutant, attack attack attack attack attack attack attack

Attack attack attack attack attack attack attack