Spoonin' Rap - Spoonie Gee

You say

One for the treble

Two for the time

Come on, y’all, let’s rock the —

(*whistle*)

Yes, yes, y’all

Freak, freak, y’all

Funky beats, y’all

Then you rock 'n roll

Then you roll 'n rock

And they you rockin to the beat that just don’t want you to stop

'Cause I’m the S to the P-double O-N-Y

The one MC who you can’t deny

'Cause I’m the baby-maker, I’m the woman-taker

I’m the cold-crushin lover, the heartbreaker

So come on, fly girls, and please don’t stop

'Cause I’m MC Spoonie Gee, wanna hit the top

And young ladies, rock on

Say I was drivin down the street on a stormy night

Say up ahead there was this terrible fright

There was a big fine lady, she was crossin the street

She had a box with the disco beat

So I hit my brakes, but they’re not all there

I missed the young lady by only a hair

And then I took me a look, I said, «La-di-da-di»

A big fine girl, she had a hell of a body

Then she looked at me and then she started switchin

So I took my key out of the ignition

Got out the car and kept my mouth shut

'Cause my 20−20 vision was right on her butt

I caught up with her, I said, «You look so fine

I swear to God I wish you was mine»

She said, «Hey boy, you’re Spoonie Gee»

«That's right, honey, how did you know me?»

She said, «Spoonie Gee, you’re all the same

And everybody who disco know your name»

I said, «Come on baby, it’s not too far

We gonna take a little walk to my car»

Once we got to the car, then we sat in the seat

And then the box was rockin to the funky beat

And then I looked at her and pushed the seat back

Turned off her box and put on my 8-track

And then I started rappin without no pause

'Cause my mind was just gettin in those draws

And then I got in the straw, we started do it to the beat

And started doin like this, started doin the freak

Yes, yes, y’all

Freak, freak, y’all

'Cause I’m MC Spoonie Gee, I wanna be known

As the metropolitician of the microphone

'Cause I’m a man’s threat

And I’m a woman’s pet

And I’m known as the mamsel’s joy

And I’m a man who fights on the microphone

And who all the people enjoy, y’all

Yes, yes, y’all

Freak, freak, y’all

And don’t stop

Keep on

Say I was breakin and freakin at a disco place

I met a fine girl, she had a pretty face

And then she took me home, you say, «The very same night?»

The girl was on and she was outta sight

And then I got the girl for three hours straight

But I had to go to work, so I couldn’t be late

I said, «Where's your man?»

she said, «He's in jail»

I said, «Come on baby, cause you’re tellin a tale

'Cause if he comes at me and then he wants to fight

See I’mma get the man good and I’mma get him right

See I’mma roll my barrel and keep the bullets still

And when I shoot my shot, I’m gonna shoot to kill

'Cause I’m the Spoonie-Spoon, I don’t mess around

I drop a man where he stand right into the ground

You say from Africa to France, say to Germany

Because you can’t get a man tryin to mess with me

'Cause I’m a smooth talker, I’m the midnight stalker

I’m the image of the man they call the J.D. Walker

If you’re gonna be my girl, just come along

And just clap your hands to my funky song

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t gamble neither

And most people call me a woman pleaser

'Cause I keep their phone numbers on the shelf

I go to make love, and then keep it to myself

So no one’s gonna know what I’m doin to you

Not your sister, brother, niece, nor your mother, father too»

And take that y’all

And don’t stop

You keep on and on and on and on

Like hot butter on say what, the popcorn

Young ladies rock on

Fly guys

What a big surprise

'Cause I’m MC Spoonie Gee, don’t take no mess

From the north, the south, from east or west

'Cause everybody knows MC Spoonie Gee’s the best

Young ladies rock on, y’all

Rock, rock, y’all and don’t stop

Keep on to the shill shot

And then you rock and roll

And then you roll and rock

And then you rock to the beat that just don’t wantcha to stop

'Cause I’m the S to the P-double O-N-Y G

I’m talkin about me, MC Spoonie Gee

Rock on, y’all

And don’t stop

Keep on to the shill shot

Rock on and on and on and on

Like hot butter on say what, the popcorn

Don’t stop the funky beat till the break of dawn

Young ladies

Young ladies

'Cause I’m the cool-crushin lover, goes on to supreme

And when it comes to fine girls I’m like a lovin machine

It comes to makin love, I do the best I can

'Cause I’m known from coast to coast as the sixty-minute man

It comes to makin face, I got the macho class

I have all the fly girls shakin their ass

So for all you fly girls who wanna be loved

Check me out, cause I’m the highest above

I’m gonna call you up and give you an invitation

So you can see the way Spoonie Gee rocks the nation

One time, for the mind, y’all

Freak, freak, y’all

Funky freaks, y’all

Yo go hip — hop — a hip-hip a hop

And then you’re rockin to the hip, and then you’re rockin the hop

And then you on and on and on and on

The beat don’t stop until the freaks are gone

And rock on y’all, and don’t stop

Keep on to the shill shot

And for you sucker-sucker dudes who commit a crime

You wanna do bad, but don’t do the time

I say you wanna be dissed and then you wanna be a crook

You find a old lady, take her pocketbook

And then you steal your mother’s borrowed money on the sly

You can run, but you can’t hide

When the cops crashed through, your face turned pale

I’mma tell you a little story about the jail

'Cause see, in jail there’s a game and it’s called survival

And they run it down to you on your first arrival

They tell you what you can and cannot do

But if you go to jail, watch yours for a crew

'Cause when you go in the shower, he’s pullin his meat

And he’s lookin at you and say you look real sweet

And at first there was one, now ten walked in

Now how in the hell did you expect to win?

I said you better look alive, not like you take dope

And please my brother, don’t drop the soap

And if you get out the bathroom, and you’re alive

Just remember only a man can survive

In jail of course, 'cause when you’re doin' 15 years

You got no voice, you just have a warden

You never gets no chance, you’re bound to turn a corner

Yes, yes, y’all

Freak, freak, y’all

And don’t stop

Keep on to shill shot

Like a lime to a lemon and a lemon to a lime

I keep the funky beat, to say I pass the time

And like lemon and lime and like a lime to a lemon

A MC could attract all the women

'Cause I’m Spoonie Gee, and I wanna be known

As the metropolitician of the microphone

Yes, yes, y’all

Freak, freak, y’all

So just clap your hands and just stomp your feet

And just rock to the rhythm of the funky beat

To the funky, funky, funky, funky beat

The beat that makes you get up and pat your feet

Young ladies rock on, y’all

Rock on, y’all

Till the break of dawn

I say you do the Spank or the Patty Duke

Either one you want, you gotta get up and do

The rock-rock and you don’t stop

I say I jumped the turnstyle for summer day

And then I seen the guy, and then I fled away

And then he pulled his gun, but he did not shoot

So come on everybody, let’s Patty Duke

'Cause I’m livin well, and I’m ready to dance

Come on girl, let me show my romance

I’ll let you see the way how I rock the mic

'Cause I know damn well that I could rock all night

Yes, yes, y’all

Freak, freak, y’all

And don’t stop

Keep on, y’all

You go rock and roll

And then you roll and rock.