Mortal Kombat High - Starbomb

Hey, welcome to Mortal Kombat High School

You the new transfer student from Street Fighter High, right?

Yeah, I’m Ken

I like wearing red and making friends

Yay!

What’s up, I’m Johnny Cage

Lemme show you around

I’ll introduce you to the crew

And tell you how to get down

That hottie doing homework over there is Sonya Blade

She’s the most popular girl in our whole entire grade

And that’s Liu Kang, his kickflip helped the track team win the relay race

Maleena’s sorta sexy, but she’s kinda got a butter face

And over there is Raiden, he’s the smartest kid in class

And this is Shang Tsung, he’ll pull your spine out through your ass

What?

You’re in Mortal Kombat High

Where the girls are fly

And there’s a pretty good chance you’ll die (Like 105% baby)

That’s right

It’s time to test your might

So take your best friend and impale him on these spikes

Johnny Cage, I don’t know if I’m gonna fit in at this school

Hey, don’t worry Ken, the students here are super chill and cool

Scorpion’s romantic and he’s gentle as a deer

Look, listen to the new love song he wrote

It’s called, «Come Here!»

La la la la la la la la la

COME HERE!

Agh!

La la la la la la la la la la la la

GET OVER HERE!

AHHHHHH!

This is Goro, he’s a demon

And he really loves to kill

He’ll pull your nutsack up over your head

And roll you down a hill

And Kano, he is criminally insane

Oh, by the way, though

If I say so, I can make Sub-Zero crush your skull like Play-Doh

The moral is Street Fighter High can’t deal with the fatalities

And if you fuck with us, your death is an eventuality

You better watch your back, 'cause we will be watching you closely

And if you step to us, you know that ass is gettin' TOASTY!

Yeah-eah-ah!

It’s prime time for romance

And if you tell her your deal

She’ll decapitate you with a fan

There is a chance you will not survive this dance

There are so many wondrous ways for us to kill your ass

Killed at a blood transfusion!

(Donatality!)

Stabbed while ejaculating!

(Masturbatality!)

Eating too much pasta!

(Carbohydratality!)

I’m having trouble peeing

That’s a prostatetality!

Killed as you’re conceived!

(Procreatality!)

¡Muerte Español!

(Translatality!)

Cut by triple axel!

(Figure skatality!)

I like it when a girl has a nice personality!

Ahem

I’ll see myself out