Anything Goes - Steel Panther

Tie a couple lassos around those tits

Pour syrup on her ass like she’s chicken and grits

Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx

Bring a german shepherd on into the mix

Yeah!

Anything goes!

Anything goes!

Paint your fucking cock like a barber pole

Send a GoPro up your own butthole

Dress your bitch up like a butch marine

Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean

Yeah!

Anything goes!

I say anything goes!

Break out the whips

Candle wax

Chains and weed whackers

Baby don’t hold back!

Anything goes!

Anything goes!

Fuck you from behind

Fuck you from below

Fuck you from up above

But anything goes with other bitches too

So baby don’t fall in love

Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls

Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls

Steal a Saturn 5 and fuck an astronaut

Zero G anal and weightless cumshots

Anything goes!

Fucking anything goes!

Break out the tanks

Hand grenades

Minus Charlie Sheen

Cuz I don’t want AIDS

Anything goes!

Baby anything goes!

Honey anything goes!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking monkey fuckers, say anything goes!