666 Is Everywhere (The Heavy Metal Blues) - Steel Prophet

My whammy bar broke

Last night

I put in the springs

Too tight

I didn’t know how to sing

Actual music tones

But I growled my way

To metalness

Intensity

It’s my thing

My double bass pedal

Snapped so I got

No swing

My wristband

My denim vest in threadbare

My broken pinky means

My metal horns

Look like I just don’t care

666 not 665 or 667

Is everywhere in my metal

Ballad blues

Ma says

My long hair uniform

Is a cartoon caricature

Like Uncle Dan’s boots

And hat

Makes that

Country dude tat

Baggy pants and backward cap

Make a man a legend of rap

My phrygian miner progression

Slayered me

With white powdery anthrax

And the ballad of lieutnant

Marshall stack

Keeled over

In the garag

666 not 665 or 667

Is everywhere in my metal

Ballad blues

My phrygian miner progression

Slayered me

With white powdery anthrax

And the ballad of lieutenant

Marshall stack

Keeled over

In the garage

Asphyxiated

Apparently by the smoke

Of the2 joint

The drum solo

Or the 2 joints

After the drum solo

Or the 2 joints before

The two-hand-tap solo

Erupting from my speakers

As I bang my head

Standing in my leather

Studded sneakers