Mock Turtle Soup - Steely Dan

Will you walk a little faster?

said a whiting to a snail

There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail

Don’t you see how eagerly the turtles and the lobsters all advance

They are waiting on the shingle, won’t you come and join the dance?

Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, won’t you join the dance?

You can really have no notion how delightful it will be

When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters in the sea

But the snail replied «Too far, too far!"and gave a look askance

Said he thanked the whiting kindly, but he would not join the dance

Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance

What matters it how far we go?

his scaly friend replied

There is another shore, you know, upon the other side

The further off from England the nearer is to France

Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance

(repeat to fade)

--Lewis Carroll, «Alice in Wonderland"--