Santa Claus Is Back in Town - Straight No Chaser

Well, it’s Christmas time, pretty baby

And the snow is fallin' on the ground

Well, it’s Christmas time, pretty baby

And the snow is fallin' on the ground

You’ve been a real good little girl

And Santa Claus is back in town

And I brought you some presents, baby

Got no a sleigh with reindeer, no sack on my back

You’re gonna see me comin' in a big black Cadillac

Oh, it’s Christmas time, pretty baby

And the snow is fallin' on the ground

It’s like powdered sugar, honey

Oh, you’ve been a real good little girl

Santa Claus is back in town

Santa’s left the building, baby

He’s comin' for ya

You know, baby, a man gets lonely up at the North Pole

Just surrounded by elves and reindeer

Baby, I think it’s time I come down to Memphis

For some good old southern lovin'

Maybe some bacon, peanut butter

And banana sandwiches on the griddle

Some pigs' feet-flavored eggnog

Ginger bread houses made out of Spam

Get a fruitcake and dip it in beef gravy with a side of pork ribs

Baby, have you ever had a candy cane made out of mayonnaise?

It’s delightful

Oh, I’m poppin' out of my jump suit here

Baby, hang up those stockins and turn off the light

You’re gonna hear me comin' down the chimney tonight

Oh, it’s Christmas time, pretty baby

And the snow is fallin' on the ground

Looks like frosting coming off a doughnut

Well, you’ve been a real good little girl

And Santa Claus is back in town

Oh, I’m havin' a heart attack, hold on for a second

Well, you’ve been a real good little girl baby

And Santa Claus is back in town, whoa

Come on, Rudolph make a left over there by the Denny’s

Daddy’s gotta get some sugar-free plum pudding

A quart of eggnog and a mince meat pie

Merry Christmas very much