Evil Genius -

He’s got a mind of metal

Eyes glazed hazel

He’d steal an orphan’s soup with a silver ladel

His hands are icy, his plans are dicey

And he’s got his own view of what he calls paradise:

He wants a world where he’s the Sole world leader

He’ll make it to the top though he was once a bottom-feeder

You can tell his record isn’t the cleanest

'Cause his business card reads «Evil Genius»

Yeah, he flew into space and put a laser on the moon

Built an underwater base and armed his henchmen harpoons

I hear his latest scheme involves Anthrax and airballoons!

He’s gonna kill us all if we don’t do something soon!

He’s an evil genius

He’s an evil genius

He’s an evil genius

And he’s gonna kill us all!

He’s got 12 assassins

With guns for blastin…

…folks when he don’t like the questions they’ve been asking

He’s got 32 spies

With robot eyes

The person standing next to you might be one in disguise

He keeps his favourite time machine

Next to a wall of TV Screens

So he can watch all the places he’s been

He’s one of the smartest

He’s one of the meanest

And his business card reads «Evil Genius»

Yeah, he flew into space and put a laser on the moon

Built an underwater base and armed his henchmen harpoons

I hear his latest scheme involves Anthrax and airballoons!

He’s gonna kill us all if we don’t do something soon!

He’s an evil genius

He’s an evil genius

He’s an evil genius

And he’s gonna kill us all!

And people who tell me I’m mean

I think they’re jealous of my schemes

Maybe its just in my genes to dream

Of warmachines!

And laser beams!

Everyone last one of you motherfuckers

Man woman boy girl

You’ll all be green with envy when my plan is unfurled

'Cause everyone wants to rule the

World!

Yeah, he flew into space and put a laser on the moon

Built an underwater base and armed his henchmen harpoons

I hear his latest scheme involves Anthrax and airballoons!

He’s gonna kill us all if we don’t do something soon!

He’s an evil genius

He’s an evil genius

He’s an evil genius

And he’s gonna kill us all!

Ugh!

(More screaming)

He’s gonna kill us all!