Bishop Cognac (Skit) - Tank

Bishop cognac cognac

Take your time take your time (amen)

Amen bishop bishop cognac in the building

A big thank you for all the thank you

Son you can turn it off thank you

Thank you thank you, you can turn it

You can turn it off (stop talking)

Ah bishop cognac thank you all for giving me this time

To say a few words about my friend kenny

You know his going home service

He is going on home (amen)

And to be with the lord I think

Now I guess they all figured it out

Ahm but I just want to say one thing

Before I get into it I just want to take a sip of my drink

(now here that nigga go again, that dick going to drop

Off right there, what is that)

Let’s just get into it Kenny was a real nigga

I mean just the realest nigga you wanna meet

You know when Kenny Robbed that liqour store up the street

The cops come by and said Kenny who robbed that

Liquor store and Kenny did what all real niggas do

I mean he did it he hold on them niggas he snitched on them

He told them where the money was

He gave up social security numbers and

Amd addresses I mean that was just the kinda

Real nigga he was

And you can also tell by the room

Ah was a man of love

You know Kenny laid more wood than the pencil factory

You ain’t judging by his wife

And his seven other hoes that are here

You all look so lovely today

Hold that thought right there

Let me take a sip of my drink

(he drinking again)

Let’s get up here and take off all of your clothes

Ah listen I was the one who wanted to put this on you

Not right now but Kenny owed me 275 dollars

From a card game that we payed behind the church the other day

So you know before he goes home

I love for somebody to run me my 275

Before I go home

Ah also ah I am having another service up the street about nine o’clock

At titties going up so you can come on by we got fried shrimp

Ah french fries for bishop 2.99 and at 9:00 the titties will be going up

Alright bishop cognac in the building