Jedi Bong Hits - Teamheadkick

Smoke a lot of weed, and well, the truth is

You can guarantee, so does George Lucas

Just take a look around at the Star Wars Universe

You might have done some drugs, but he did 'em all first

We sell to both sides, everyone gets higher

The Rebel Alliance and the Empire

Dagobah Green is the holy god shit

And weed is what we sling with the Jedi Bong Hits

(Jedi Bong Hits)

Woo-hoo!

Dagobah Green

(Jedi Bong Hits)

Here, it’s all you

I’m good, bro

Smokin' a bowl with my main man Vader

Can’t find the lighter?

Then use the Lightsaber

Fat ass Jabba stay outta my business

Inhale the vapor for your carbonite sickness

When you take a hit of this shit into your lungs

Now you’re filled up with dank Midi-chlorians

Buckle up, sit back, enjoy the ride

Cause even the Sarlacc is chill tokin' on the Dark Side

I called Han Solo to smugle my dope

When I went to pick it up, he said it all got smoked

I was like: C-3PO, make me lunch, please

I’m sorry, sir

Chewbacca has the munchies

Now we doing lightspeed while the Wookie’s tripping balls

Smokin' Gungan Skunk Weed cause my ganja’s gone

Pass da bong, meesa wants another hit

You can have it, Jar Jar

I’m done with this shit

Leia’s outfit is kind of see-through

I hide my best chronic in R2-D2

Doing hash and wax with my boy Darth Maul

Ten bags of Dagobah, we smoked 'em all

That ain’t a moon, it’s a battle station

Galactic headshop for legalization

Too high to drive, turn a little tighter

Clip a Star Destroyer, swerve a TIE Fighter

Cuttin' Corusant Kush with my Alderaan Maui

If you ain’t 'bout the green, you can get the fuck outtie

Rolling up a blunt, dope straight outta Bespin

Got a DUI when I crashed my fuckin' X-Wing

Ever met a member of the Jedi Council?

Me and Mace Windu each smoked an ounce, ill

He ate the roach and chased it with bong water

Then he told me 'bout Padme and the mind tricks he taught her

There’s no weed on Tatooine

Jedi Bong Hits

There’s no weed on Tatooine

Jedi Bong Hits

Stormtroopers kick back, fuckin' get down with me

When I’m rippin' Rebel reefer up in fuckin' Cloud City

Hits like a freight train, almost got sick

When Admiral Ackbar hotboxed the starship

He had a fat blunt, then he damn near snapped

He’s runnin' up and down the ship screaming «IT'S A TRAP!»

A made fluke (oops), I smoked a doobie with Luke

I’ll never do that again, dude is depressing as fook

Pack the Dagobah Green into the pipe and spark it

I’m trying to light it (stay on target)

Stormtroopers are bangin' on drums

Ewoks bogartin' the joints, fuckin' bums

It’s puff puff pass, puff puff pass

Obi-Wan Kenobi can blow me cause I’m too fast

Tearin' that bowl up like Bantha Fodder

Doin' shotgun kisses with Amidala

When I’m stoned off my balls, I’m a sick pod racer

Packin' up a bowl with some Tusken raiders

Those motherfuckers go hard

Don’t invite Sebulba, that dude’s a narc

I made the Kessel run in less then 12 parsecs

Travel 'round the galaxy for interstellar star sex

And I always cut a mean deal for my boys

(I'll trade you an eighth for those two droids)

Senator Palpatine has a condition

He went to the council for a Dagobah prescription

You can get baked just off the aroma

Yoda smokes Dagobah Green for glaucoma

He’s the Willie Nelson of the universe

Smokes so much reefer that he talks in reverse

He’s a green machine, he loves to get high

Do or do not

There is no try

Luke, I am your father

Well, I’m so baked that I can’t be bothered

In an airlock chamber filling my lungs

I hear the Sith have sick anti-gravity bongs

When it comes to Ewoks, they get the highest

Sittin' back, puffin' on Endor’s finest

Hey, Vader

What?

Take it while it’s hot, Dad

That’s the best green I’ve ever had

Hoth hydroponic and I wish I had a heater

What’s taking so long reprogramming those speeders?

Jump on a Tauntaun, goin' for a ride

They smell like butthole on the inside

Boba Fett, my boy, always down to do dabs

Sativa, Indica, every strain that I have

Now everyone gets high 'cause our weed is the bomb

Jedi Bong Master (you're the Padawan)

There’s no weed on Tatooine

Jedi Bong Hits

There’s no weed on Tatooine

Jedi Bong Hits