Nutshot - Teamheadkick

I’m a sniper on a mission

And you’re wishin' that I’m missin'

But I be blasting shots off with epic precision

You’re hoping that you find me before I find you

Sending lead down range, now you’re totally screwed

And while headshots are fully legit

I wanna aim for something smaller, that is harder to hit

I got a bullet in the chamber, straight ready to bust

And I ain’t aiming for your head, I straight aim for the nuts

Boom!

Nutshot

I know my aim is scary

I don’t aim for the head, I aim for the twig and berries

Boom!

Nutshot

Talk about a low blow

I’ll hit your bean bag, where did your sack go?

Scoped in, your chin, I being to drop my aim

Bringing the pain, making it rain while I’m shooting at your taint

No escape, no break, and I can hardly wait to pull the trigger

Eeny meeny miney moe, yup, the left nut is bigger

Blaow, blaow, I be shooting like a boss

Your purple-headed trouser snake is paying the cost

My scope is out and I think I’m really needing to tune it

You step in my path and I’ll make you a eunuch

Boom!

Nutshot

All the way across the map

I’ll aim for your crotch, take out your mushroom cap

Boom!

Nutshot

I’m aiming for the donkey rope

Hey, it’s Justin Bieber, we’re going to need a microscope

Uh, can we zoom in real quick?

I know it’s almost invisible, I mean, he’s hung like a tic-tac

But please, please, I wanna shoot Justin Bieber in the nuts!

Maybe the Hubble Telescope will work (what-what!)

I don’t discriminate, so ladies, don’t be mad

You come to take me out, I’ll shoot you in your vag

You got no balls at all, sitting here in front of me

But if you really want to play, I’ll shoot you in your ovaries

I be blastin' dudes' nuts like a drunk drinks wine

Gonna put three shots where the sun don’t shine

Blaow-blaow-blaow, yup, I’m the pain bringer

I take aim, bitch and shoot your yogurt slinger

Boom!

Nutshot

Yup, I be bringing thunder

Blastin' caps at your lap, now you’re the nutless wonder

Boom!

Nutshot

You can try to run instead

I’ll aim right through your legs and shoot your little head

Boom!

Nutshot

Yup, you can try to own me

But you know I’ll take you out, shootin' your baloney pony

Boom!

Nutshot

You know I ain’t afraid

And once I line the target up, you’ll never ever get laid

Big Jim and the Kids

Uh-huh, the Meat Whistle, Dude Piston, Boink Swatter

What-what?

The Fap Missile

Drive Shaft, Mudflaps, Harry and the Hendersons

Albino Cave Dweller, Pork Sword and the Wonder Twins

Kibble and Bits, Fish and Chips, a Tool

The Little Short Bus and a Hairy Squirrel Fool

Aiming for the Fonzi like little Henry Winkler

Man Cannon, Jizz Javelin and the Sperm Sprinkler

I’m taking 'em out, ha-ha, whatever, bro

Boom!

Nutshot

Now you got a camel toe

Shoot you in the junk, now how you gonna pee?

You’re half the man you used to be

Franks and Beans!

(Nutshot)

Franks and Beans!

Blastin' your balls

(Nutshot)

Franks and Beans!

Blastin' your balls

Scrotum, scrotum

(Nutshot)

Franks and Beans!

Blastin' your balls

Scrotum, scrotum

(Nutshot)

Franks and Beans!