Suck It Trebek - Teamheadkick

But who the hell are you to talk?

You’re the king of the nerds

I’ll take the Daily Double bet all my money now you in trouble pal

Who’s the one that’s in Jeopardy now?

I’ll take «how to be a dick» for $ 500 Alex

Cause you’re standing there looking like a phallus

You’re a game show host, not a music critic

Why don’t you S.T.F.U for a minute

What you know about nerdcore anyway?

Nothing, cause you’re ancient, old and gray

Call our fans losers?

What you listen to?

That big band crap from 1932?

Of course you do, I know you were there

You probably watched the Civil War from your rocking chair

You just had to run your mouth and disrespect

Well guess what

Suck it Trebek

Trebeking, now

Using your platform to show ignorance to a little known rap form

And put down intelligent folks to prove your relevance

Truthfully I spoke on it but I don’t feel that scorned

Long in the tooth, my songs been the truth

And shaming folks ain’t just wrong, it’s abuse

You’re the worst kind of bully, but instead of being depressed

We gonna take the high route, thank you for the free press

Turd Ferguson, can’t believe the nerve of him

Hit him with the Daily Double, now we gotta service 'em

TMZ too?

That escalated quickly

Gotta go to Culver City with a hundred nerds with me

In Guy Fawkes masks like «hey what’s up y’all»

We’re rooting for Susan, hope she bankrupts ya’ll

I used to give you such love and respect

But now you leave me no choice

Suck it Trebek

Yo

On Jeopardy, you’re elderly

Your energy is negative

You denigrate our movement on TV because you say it is

A pernicious sound for the sad and lonely

Geeks playing D&D, hold up if you only knew the people in the scene living

their dreams

Scientists and animators on the same team

A subculture of which you’re not aware

Sitting there, so unfair with your patronizing stare

I’m sure you’re really nice, but here is some advice

Please keep it positive, that’s the key to life

I know you’re getting laughs when you elucidate our pain

But I want to thank you Alex, cause you’ve used your fame (hey)

To give us some power, for what it’s worth

Because the geeks will rise up and inherit the Earth

So thank you Susan Cole for spreading the word

For some vituperative sagacious nerds