Play Doh! - The Aquabats

Out of the Pacific Northwest

Somewhere in the Octagon

In a cave, in a patch of moss

Underneath a rock

In a week for bacteria leeches

Nature mutated

The most dazzling human-sized preditors of evil-doers

The world has ever known!

Armed only with Donkey Bones

Honey Bears

And the mossy log tomb they traveled in

These marooned, masked marvels, land on the sandy beaches

In search of Vitamin-C

And a few thousand marbles

If you have their number, call them sometime!

They are The Aquabats!

When I was a boy I used to live in corduroy

OP shirts and slip-on Vans

My life was so simple

I had not one pimple

My every day was made up of these plans:

To ride my bike to Thrifty’s

Run past the balls and ice cream

And find the Star Wars figurines

Thinking of my action men

Kung-Fu grip and all

What happened to them all?

Running through my old life

Looking for my lost toys

Where has all my fun gone?

Now that we’re all older

Before we grow much colder

Let’s all look forward to the new dawn

An anthem for all lost toys

Now that we’re all big boys

We’ll stand together and sing this song

We’ll sing this song

It’s not too long

So everybody sing along

When I was a little man

Playdough came in a little can

I was Star Wars' biggest fan

Now I’m stuck without a plan

GI Joe was an action man

Shaggy drove the mystery van

Devo was my favorite band

Take me back to my happy land

Now my brothers and sisters

I don’t mean to make a scene

But I lost my action figures

And it makes me want to scream

Greedo, Chewbacca, Luke, R2, and Han

3PO, Yoda, Boba Fett and Obi-Wan

Green Machine, Suckerman

Silly Putty, Lincoln Logs

Sitting in my Underoos

Reading Christmas catalogs

What happened to my action men and all?

What happened to it all?

Running through my old life

Looking for my lost toys

Where has all my fun gone?

Now that we’re all older

Before we grow much colder

Let’s all look forward to the new dawn

An anthem for all lost toys

Now that we’re all big boys

We’ll stand together and sing this song

We’ll sing this song

It’s not too long

So everybody sing along

When I was a little man

Playdough came in a little can

I was Star Wars' biggest fan

Now I’m stuck without a plan

GI Joe was an action man

Shaggy drove the mystery van

Devo was my favorite band

Take me back to my happy land

Take me back to my happy land