I Never Will - The Associates

I’ll have a shower

And then phone my brother up

Within the hour

I’ll smash another cup

Please don’t start saying that

Or I’ll start believing you

If I start believing you

I’ll do what the atheists do

I’ll do what the atheists do

I can’t even spell «rational»

One «t» or two?

Don’t make me do

What the atheists do

Don’t make me

Don’t turn around

I won’t have to look at you

And what’s not found

Is all that I see in you

My manners are failing me

I’m left feeling ugly

And all that is horrible

I would but I never will

I’ll do what the atheists do

I can’t even spell «rational»

One «t» or two?

Don’t make me do

What the atheists do

Don’t make me

I’m standing still

And you say I dress too well

Still standing still

I might, but it’s hard to tell

Even a slight remark

Makes nonsense and turns to nought

Have I done something wrong?

I’m sure I’ve done something wrong