Share a Load - The Bobs

Him: Pardon me

I couldn’t help but see

That you only have a small amount of laundry

I don’t have much

You don’t have much

Why don’t we both share a load?

Her: No, but thanks

I’ve got too many colors

And I wouldn’t want your underwear to turn all pink

But it seems I’ve left all my change at home

If I asked you for some quarters

What would you think?

Him: We can wash in cold

We can use my soap and my quarters

Oooo…

Her: I’ve never washed clothes with a strange man before

But what the hell, let’s try it!

Let’s go 'round the corner

Have ourselves a cup of coffee together

(Romantic interlude)

Her: I think that sock is mine…

Him: No, it was a gift from my mama

Her: This must be yours…

Him: Do you really like the Grateful Dead?

Her: I wonder if you’d mind if I kept this old bandana?

Him: No, go ahead -- I’ll use your pillowcase on my bed

Her: I don’t have much

You don’t have much

Why don’t we both share a load?

Him: I don’t have much

You don’t have much

Why don’t we both share a load?

Both: I don’t have much

You don’t have much

Why don’t we both share a load?