Boasting - The Chefs

I have got a plastic goldfish bowl

2 fish one I bought and one I stole

One of them is golden and one of the is black

The orange one has brown spots on it’s back

I have got a little blue mini car

A message from my idol to sweet Carl

A jacket and my best shirt from where your favourite stars lurk

These things I am proud of

I wish I was much louder

Well I have got a pair of canvas shoes

That everyone would buy if they could chose

Laces made of string and soles made of leather

They are just the thing in any kind of weather

I have got a pair of pointed crepes

A 10 inch whirlwind record that I think is great

A jacket and my best shirt from where your favourite stars lurk

These things I am proud of

I wish I was much louder

Boasting, boasting, boasting

Boasting, boasting, boasting