The Competition - The Constructus Corporation

Randomboy was the last represent

He stepped forward as cool, calm and collected as ever

Yo, two one check mic

Uh, watch me spark my verse

By kicking my opening line in reverse for these customers

Could I interest you in a little shot of neuro-linguistic programming

Woah, this beat is banging

Oh, let me not leave you hanging

Right now you feeling very very lovely

You’re bouncing around all lively and bubbly, it might very well be something

I said that got you all super-charged like this

Bouncing up and down like a bunch of grass-hoppers

The one observing the crowd like an antropologist

From inside this big old megalopolith

Is trying his best to help you all feel marvellous

So if you’re not feeling this I’m not sure what the problem is

Uh

The crowd erupted magnificently.

There was absolutely no doubt at all who the

winner was.

Shabang then activated a special complimentary multi-line upgrade,

and Randomboy found himself met by a gorgeous floating ovation.

The temporary upgrade began to wear off gently as Randomboy rose up above the

masses.

All the way up, into Shebang’s enormous luxury cruiser.

The cruiser

then set off towards Randomboy’s new mystery destination