Penetration Guru - The Cross

You’ve only got to say

What you really need

You shall receive it

You’ve only got to know

What you used to know

Then believe it

Contact me I’m no Darthvader

Cant' you see that I’m no stranger

Call me when you’re in danger

I’m your penetration guru

I’m an all pervading guy

Beyond the bandaloop I’ll take you

I’ll teach you how to live and never die

And when you see the signs

You’ll freeze your mind

Then you’ll be free

And when you feel the force

You’ll realize

It’s heaven for you and me

Contact me I’m no Darthvader

Cant' you see that I’m no stranger

Call me when you’re in danger

I’m your penetration guru

I’m an all pervading guy

Beyond the bandaloop I’ll take you

I’ll teach you how to live and never die

Never die — imagine that

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