Shaft In Greenland - The Dead Milkmen

The world’s full of danger

You do what you can

You feel like a stranger

Like Shaft in Greenland

Travel around and meet all the people

Don’t be afraid to touch them lightly

Travel around and meet all the people

Speak to them so politely

Travel around and meet all the people

Work up the nerve to shake their hands

Travel around and meet all the people

See how it feels to be Shaft in Greenland

The world is your oyster

So rake in the clams

And have an adventure

Like Shaft in Greenland

Travel around and see the tundra

Don’t be afraid to get out of your car

Travel around and see the tundra

A little bit of Shaft goes real far

Travel around and see the tundra

Dig for dinner in the cold, damp sand

Travel around and see the tundra

See how it feels to be Shaft in Greenland

He was big and bad, so he traveled to Greenland

He was big and bad, so he traveled to the land of the midnight sun

He was big and bad, so he traveled to Greenland

He was big and bad, so he traveled to a land where it always snowed

And nobody got a tan

The world is a ghetto

A rusted tin can

So pack a stiletto

Like Shaft in Greenland