Eff the Sun - The Gothsicles

Like a corrupt data compiler

We’re gonna mess up that ball of fire

Douse the power it requires

Video games all day, no prior

Kulcha was ever glare free

Those little light bursts bouncing off the screen

Annoying to the Nth degree

That’s why the sun is gonna get one toll free

Bomb blast in the precise vicinity

To nullify negative charge for all infinity

Cascade effects, chain reactions

Atomic level annihilation to

Eff the sun

Eff the sun

Anti solar sentiment is nothing new

But my ostentatious arguments necessitate review

My chief argument is that the sun eats poo

And all gets up in my eyes when I play Faxanadu

And through a telescope I calculate

The absolute destruction of all solar real estate

And wait while the platform rises

With more destructive force than eight Starship Enterprises

But, crap, the hydraulics are broken

Need to call tech support at the place I bought it from

But the guy on the line is a freakin' jerk

Man, I just need the lifting platform to work

Reboot the machine, wait the for start up chimes

Alright we’re all good, now it’s finally time

Eternal darkness 'cause the sun’s all charred

Put the text of this song on a V: TES card

Eff the sun

Eff the sun

Eff the sun

Eff the sun

Eff the sun

Eff the sun

Eff the sun

Eff the sun

Eff the sun

Eff the sun