VP Debate Highlights Songified - The Gregory Brothers

Biden

Ryan

Their ideas are old

and their ideas are bad

Obama promised hope and change,

turned his campaign,

into attack blame and defame

this is a bunch of stuff

this president dosen’t bluff

we’ve gotta tackle this debt crisis

before it tackles us

do you think america should promote local peace

or should we chill out at home with a bowl of frosted wheat

we will not allow the iranians to get a nuclear weapon

their moving fast toward a nuclear weapon

their spinning the centrifugees faster

they dont have a weapon to put uranium into

they are not changing their minds

thats what we have to do is change their minds

you have to have the Ayatollah’s change their mind

what we don’t wanna do is lose the gains we got in Afghanistan

fellas we’re leaving

we’ve trained you

we’re leaving

we don’t wanna give our allies

reason to trust us less

lets all calm down a little here

step up

we’ve trained you

we’re leaving

their ideas are old

and their ideas are bad

Obama promised hope and change,

turned his campaign,

into attack blame and defame

this is a bunch of stuff

this president dosen’t bluff

we’ve got to tackle this debt crisis

before it tackles us

tell us how you’d straighten the budget out

and speak on an 8th grade level so we know what your talking about

they talk about this recession that fell out of the sky like oh my goodness

where did it come from

it came from this man voting to put two wars on a credit card

but we’re going in the wrong direction

look at where we are

barely limping along

stop talking about how you care about people

show me something

show me a policy

we face a very big choice

what kind of country are we going to be

what kind of country are we going to give our kids

what kind of country

what kind of country

my friend recently said 30% of the people are takers

these people are my mom and dad

these people are my neighbors

time’s up

any last words

nows your final chance to get yourself heard

the counter works the same every year

it does work the same every year

its warm or its not