Mom & Pop Killer - The Grouch

I heard you bought your whole style off of Ebay

They even sellin everything now that we say

Sally furnished her apartment at Best Buy

But Target got the best buys and thats why

Im gonna do a wal-mart exclusive

With hallmark rhymes and fisher-price goin produce it

Oh you ain’t heard?

weak lyrics thats the new shit

Like oliver print ain’t and tellin the truth is

He got the same shirt as me LRG I guess we’re brothers

What will we tell our seeds?

That everythings gonna be alright

Santa clause gonna come and we goin eat tonight

Only 10 choices and one of thems a cheesecake factory

Please taste tactfully

Oh you feelin exotic?

lets hit p.f.

changs

They got california rolls now this freedom is strange

Mom and pop killer, mom and pop killer stop killin my folks

Mom and pop killer, mom and pop killer stop killin our folks

M&p killer, m&p killer stop killin my folks

Mom and pop killer, mom and pop killer stop killing the folks

Wha do you get when you mix pizza hut and taco bell?

Well, at least a pain in the gut and an awful smell

Hell I should own a franchise

Wouldn’t it sell this coldstone melt

My old phone felt like a weight on my shoulders

My new phone found me a mate like I told ya

Now I dont ever have to leave my community

Who needs a ghetto pass?

Man all of this buffoonery slides

We gotta keep hip-hop alive?

Stay unified like starbucks and jamba right

What set you claimin mac or pc?

Im in the back of gc makin tracks on gp

See it ain’t a song it’s a blog

And we didn’t change we evolved

Still make ice from water and wood from log

I pay half the price and im twice the hog