Kinky Boots - The Irish Brigade

I drove my saracen through your garden last night

Sing up the RA

I kicked your front door down around at midnight

Sing up the RA

Oh somthing’s telling me boy you’re avoiding me And when I find you, you will go for your tea

Oh I’ve got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I’ve got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit

And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands

We are the British army and we’re here to take your land

My good friend Bertie he’s in the UDR

Who-ar, Who-ar

Searching for weapons he will go near and far

Who-ar, Who-ar

Up around by Cappagh you’d never find him there

Oh the only gun he’d get there is an armalite in his ear

Oh I’ve got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I’ve got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit

And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands

We are the British army and we’re here to take your land

My good friend Trevor he’s in the RUC

I see, I see

but now they’ve handed him his redundancy

I see, I see

The folks along the border won’t be seeing him any more

That Provo sniper will be missing him for sure

Oh I’ve got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I’ve got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit

And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands

We are the British army and we’re here to take your land

My good friend Nigel he’s in the SAS

Oh yes, Oh yes

He said a change is just as good as arrest

Oh yes, Oh yes

But now they’ve gone and posted him way down to Crossmaglen

He wishes to blazes he was back in jail again

Oh I’ve got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I’ve got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit

And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands

We are the British army and we’re here to take your land

My good friend Sammy he’s in the DUP

I see, I see

An outstanding member as all the world can see

I see, I see

I can go up to to Donegal if you want to have some fun

He said I’ll take a run there if I have nothing on Oh I’ve got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I’ve got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit

And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands

We are the British army and we’re here to take your land