I Stay Ready - The Jokerr

A lot of people ask me

Why I did this

Old school Eminem intro on this song

(That doesn’t even make chronological sense)

I know

Now its a double edge sword when you messing with the wordsmith

A dangerous game homie I just wouldn’t encourage it

I been known to murder shit

Been known to drop a couple track on a whack rappers backs, snap vertebrates

I suplex bitches on the mic and in real life

I’m damaging shit, your clan is like amateur night

You average at best, I’ve never been even close to it

I could be spitting in sign-language and still roasting shit

I’m The Jokerr so the shit I do, niggas laugh at it

I join the militant sector of black panthers chapter

And get active with em'

Show up at black lives matters with a gat

And bust a cap in the ass of Colin Kaepernick

Niggas flip out

I’ll just be like yo;

I’m half black n shit

Then they just be like: oh okay cool, it doesn’t matter then

Yo but now I’m jumping fences

Cuz' I did the same shit with Ku Kux Klan to Trump at the Republican convention

I STAY READY

You ca-You can catch me walking down the street bitch

You-You can catch me flossing out my teeth bitch

I STAY READY

Whether I tryna relax at the beach

Or practice my Chi

Nigga it doesn’t matter to me!

I STAY READY

Yea — Ready for war ready for blood

I STAY READY

Ready for dirt ready for mud

I STAY READY

Bitch you can aim shoot and empty the slug

But you won’t ever get the drop on me homie just because

I STAY READY

You can’t get the drop on The Jokerr I’m too swift

I sleep with my eyes pried open with toothpicks

I sleep standing up out standing out in the cold on my stoop grippin'

A shottie big enough to blow a hole through a moose with

I juke quick in-and-out the game as I chose

One second I’m there the next I’m not

I aim to confuse

Every possible public version of my name is a ruse

My available information is so hazy and skewed

I got Niggas in the UK thinking I’m from the states

Got niggas from up North thinking I’m from the A

Got niggas on the West Coast thinking I’m from the East

But I’ll beat you with a atlas for thinking I’m not a beast!

The way that I bless a track

You think I’m the rhyming priest

Say grace and eat rappers at the holy rhyming feast

I chop 'em in half with my giant teeth while I’m holding feet dangeling

vertically — gulpin' em — I told you

I STAY READY

You ca-You can catch me walking down the street bitch

You-You can me flossing out my teeth bitch

I STAY READY

I could be blowing a stack at the mall

Or scratching my balls

Nigga it doesn’t matter at all!

I STAY READY

Yea — Ready for war ready for blood

I STAY READY

Ready for dirt ready for mud

I STAY READY

Bitch you can aim shoot and empty the slug

But you won’t ever get the drop on me simply because

I STAY READY

Look.

The bottom line is you whack, my nigga

You WHACK serious

You teeth are covered in plaque made out of whack-teria

If you a pharaoh they’d bury you in a whack pyramid

Every word that proceeds from your mouth is just whack PERIOD

You seriously just whack in all area —

Lyricism, whack shows, whack merchandise, whack appearances

When you die your funeral will be whack

I’m over ya

I sneeze when I’m next to you

I got whacknaphobia

Listen to The Jokerr brah

I’m thinking like a gopher does

Lift you by the throat and bodyslam you like The Hulk, because!

I got a vendetta to serve

I’m known to to hold a grudge

Fifty thousand volts from the socket

Here — hold this plug

And when it comes to the rhymes, nigga you notice

I’m supercalifragilisticexpi-rhyma-docious

The top gun — you want some top rhyming flow shit

I’m here dick out for Harambe, post it nigga

I STAY READY

You ca-You can catch me walking down the street bitch

You-You can me flossing out my teeth bitch

I STAY READY

I could be catching a fish at the river

Or taking a shit in it

It doesn’t make a difference my nigga!

I STAY READY

Yea — Ready for war ready for blood

I STAY READY

Ready for dirt ready for mud

I STAY READY

Bitch you can aim shoot and empty the slug

But you won’t ever get the drop on me simply because

I STAY READY