Weed Everyday - The Jokerr

Look, contrary to all these damn rumors

I don’t have a problem with weed, per se

It’s just that every time I’ve tried it, I haven’t liked it

I even got really high on Labor Day just to see if I’d like that

I didn’t

So I just don’t personally smoke weed like ever at all, ever

That bein' said, I smoke

Weed every day

I smoke weed like everyday (I'm so high)

I smoke weed everyday

I smoke weed like everyday

Give it up for de ganja farmers

Ganja planters and-a me Rastafarians 'cause I

Smoke weed like everyday

I smoke weed like everyday

Yo, now ever since I was a child I thought alcohol and drugs were bad

There were so many drugs in my family we could probably run a lab

Had an alcoholic uncle and a crack addict buster dad

So I saw all of the worst sides of a drug habit when I was just a lad (What up

with that?)

So when my homies started smokin' I never would puff and pass, I just would

laugh

I went so straight-edge, you could use me to cut some glass

I wouldn’t take a sip of liquor, have a cigarette or fuck with drugs,

I didn’t trust that path

But then I thought, «Wait a minute, what if I done threw the baby out with the

fuckin' bath?»

Well, as luck would have, the night I turned twenty-three I got curious

Drank one of them pussy-ass Smirnoff ices and I got fairly buzzed

Then one night in Ajo with the homie Cliff, that’s when I got firstly drunk

Woke up hella thirsty, hung over and in a blurry fuzz, hurlin' chunks

But it wasn’t that bad, what else I been afraid of all this time?

I knew my nigga Dave was always high, so when I got paid, I called his line

And asked him, «What's up with that reefer, bro? I wanna know how it feels

And by the way, how often you be smokin'?»

He said, «Look, if I’m gonna be real, I smoke-»

Weed every day

I smoke weed like everyday (I'm so high)

I smoke weed everyday

I smoke weed like everyday

Give it up for de ganja farmers

Ganja planters and-a me Rastafarians 'cause I

Smoke weed like everyday

I smoke weed like everyday (Yo, and then he said)

I smoke weed with me daddy

Smoke weed with the police and me granny

Smoke before I go to sleep, so please, when you get at me

Realize I’m so high that you can barely understand me

When I say my dope fiends, my cheefers, OG’s, hold up your reefer

'Dat holy tree, breathe some, become a believer

Yeah, dis one’s for all my pōtheads

I need y’all to repeat me when I say I smoke weed

Now ya say, «I smoke-»

Weed every day

I smoke weed like everyday (I'm so high)

I smoke weed everyday

I smoke weed like everyday

Give it up for de ganja farmers

Ganja planters and-a me Rastafarians 'cause I

Smoke weed like everyday

I smoke weed like everyday (Okay, okay, okay, yo)

I said, «Fuck it, guess I’ll just give it a chance»

I got with the homie with crops at his home and I copped me a couple of strands

Put it up in the glove box, headed back to the crib, then I lit it up,

puffed it, and bam

I was on my back on the god damn ground in the middle of the room,

lookin' up at the fan, watchin' it spin

I was zoned out like a damned stoner with no control

The floor was lava, I was floatin' on it like a boat and bobbin' in the molten

flow

It was so retarded that I couldn’t even get off of the ground myself,

I was so damn blowed

That everything started to slow, tried to move, it was no-can-do,

there the whole plan goes

I tried to take a step out of my comfort zone and I don’t like this shit,

it was a big mistake

And now I’m butt-naked, walkin' on the rail of the bridge over Tempe Lake

Like what the fuck’s goin' on right now? I thought weed was supposed to calm

you down and was simply great

Now I’m feelin' like I’m goin' insane in the brain and I can’t see straight

Let me call this dude

What up?

Yo, what the fuck up with the weed that you gave me, bro?

Oh, yo, that shit was laced with LSD, man

What the fuck?

What, you can’t take a joke?

No, you pothead son of a bitch, I got shit to do, I’m in a lake, I’m soaked

And the god damn cops are after me, I never should’ve tried this shit,

I would hate to smoke-

\\Weed everyday, weed everyday

Weed everyday, weed everyday

Give it up for the ganja farmers

Ganja planters and the Rastafarians, smoke

Weed everyday, weed everyday

Fuck that shit, we smoke

Weed every day

We smoke weed like everyday (I'm so high)

We smoke weed everyday

We smoke weed like everyday

Give it up for de ganja farmers

Ganja planters and-a me Rastafarians 'cause we

Smoke weed like everyday

We smoke weed like everyday (Fuck that shit, we smoke)

Weed every day

We smoke weed like everyday (I'm so high)

We smoke weed everyday

We smoke weed like everyday

Give it up for de ganja farmers

Ganja planters and-a me Rastafarians 'cause we

Smoke weed like everyday

We smoke weed like everyday