Plastic Man - The Kinks

A man lives at the corner of the street

And his neighbors think he’s helpful and he’s sweet

'Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand

But no one knows he really is a plastic man

He’s got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes

(Yeah, he’s plastic man)

He’s got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose

(Yeah, he’s plastic man)

He’s got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums

And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum

(Plastic bum)

Plastic man got no brain

Plastic man don’t feel no pain

Plastic people look the same

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Kick his shin or tread on his face

Pull his nose all over the place

He can’t disfigure, or disgrace

Plastic man (plastic man)

He’s got plastic flowers growing up the walls

He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork

He likes plastic cups and saucers 'cause they never break

And he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate

Plastic man got no brain

Plastic man don’t feel no pain

Plastic people look the same

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Kick his shin or tread on his face

Pull his nose all over the place

He can’t disfigure, or disgrace

Plastic man (plastic man)

He’s got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac

(Yeah, he’s plastic man)

And his children wanna be plastic like their dad

(Yeah, he’s plastic man)

He’s got a phony smile that makes you think he understands

But no one ever gets the truth from plastic man (plastic man)

Plastic man (plastic man)