Lemon Trees - The Leprechaun

When life gives you some lemons

You plant some lemon trees

You cut off every single trunk

You build yourself a ship

When life gives you some lemons

You sail the seven seas

You sell some slaves at the old world

You catch them at the new

When life gives you some lemons

You’re incredibly rich

And money buys the power, mate

So soon you’ll be a king

When life gives you some lemons

You make your people kneel

You lead their souls to devil

You make yourself a deal

And now you’re at the underworld

And you have got the devil’s trust

The partnership won’t last

You gotta do the math

Someday you’ll stab him in the back

When life gives you some lemons

You own the hell’s army

You declare war to all the gods

And you make sure you win

When life gives you some lemons

You’re the new deity

And now you rule the world my friend

And lemons will grow sweet