Santa Stole My Girlfriend - The Maine

It’s Christmas day

I’m alone again

She’s with him now

I’m with my loneliness

She ran away 4 months ago

Left with his sleigh

For the north pole

Please come back home

And leave that fat man alone

Santa, you bitch

Didn’t get a damn thing from my Christmas list

All I got was this broken heart

And that’s it

Santa, you bitch

Oh there’s only one thing that I truly wish

I wish my old girl would’ve never kissed Saint Nick

Would’ve never kissed Saint Nick

I saw them dancing under mistletoe

Thought it was nothing but I guess I didn’t know

(I guess I didn’t know)

That there was something going on with them

Santa, you player, I thought we were friends

Please come back home

And leave that fat man alone

Santa, you bitch

Didn’t get a damn thing from my Christmas list

All I got was this broken heart

And that’s it

Santa, you bitch

Oh there’s only one thing that I truly wish

I wish my old girl would’ve never kissed Saint Nick

Would’ve never kissed Saint Nick

Santa, you bitch

Didn’t get a damn thing from my Christmas list

All I got was this broken heart

And that’s it

Santa, you bitch

Oh there’s only one thing that I truly wish

I wish my old girl would’ve never kissed Saint Nick

Would’ve never kissed Saint Nick

Santa, you bitch

Didn’t get a damn thing from my Christmas list

All I got was this broken heart

And that’s it

Santa, you bitch

Oh there’s only one thing that I truly wish

I wish my old girl would’ve never kissed Saint Nick

Would’ve never kissed Saint Nick