Bestest Man - The Mitchell Brothers

Do you teddy mitchell wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily

ever after?

No i dont but i can tell you what i do, i never ever ever ever everevereverever

plan to say «i do»

Good evening ladies and gentlemen

Im so so impressed by the turnout tonight

And have to compliment everyone on the choice of my attire

Which i must say is spelndid

It’s only right i do my duty as best man

I mean bestest man

Cause im the best best man you can get

See i’ve known the groom since the grandeur days

When we used to sneak in and watch our dad’s pornos together

So i can also say i known him as my girlfriends nipples

And have to be as real as possible with him

Mate now you’ve said «i do» you’re done!

So said goodbye to a world of coming home when you want and going out when you

want forever

See i’ve stayed ready with my answer if the vicar was to ever ask me

Do you teddy mitchell wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily

ever after?

No i dont but i can tell you what i do, i never ever ever ever everevereverever

plan to say «i do»

Secondly i’d like to thank the groom

For the toast proposed to the bridesmaids

Whom im definitely gonna deflower by the end of the night

At least two of them anyways

Marriage to me is nothing but a civil contract

And i also see it as an institution

And who the fuck wants to live in an institution hein?

I mean is kinda like school

Once that bell rings yous got to go back in

So once them wedding bells ring

You’re in for the turning

I mustn’t say i dont believe in relations

But in most cases marriages or relationships end up sinking

It’s a chick’s business to get married as soon as possible

And a bruv’s business to keep unmarried as long as possible

So im always gonna stay ready of my answer

If the vicar was to ever ask me