King of the Pub - The Prosecution

hey boys and girls

listen up

wanna tell a story

‘bout the lads in the pubs

‘bout all the tough guys

and machos in the clubs

checking all the women

and slagging off the puffs

drinking ourselves stupid

is the greatest thing of all

but fucking stupid macho men

trying to be kings

they piss me off

those kind of men

gay-hating baiting again and again

what are you aiming

to achieve with that crap

if you can’t enjoy the party then

shut the fuck up

drinking ourselves stupid

is the greatest thing of all

but fuck them sexiest idiots

fuck them dick-driven wanna-be men

to everybody in this world

to all the fucked up pissers of the earth

drinking ourselves stupid

is the greatest thing of all

but fuck them sexiest idiots

fuck them dick-driven wanna-be men

hey boys and girls now listen up

if you wanna party

then never forget

you shouldn’t ignore

these stupid gits

if we stand together

we’ll have nothing to regret

drinking ourselves stupid

is the greatest thing of all

but fucking stupid macho men

trying to be kings

to everybody in this world

to all the fucked up pissers of the earth

drinking ourselves stupid

is the greatest thing of all

but fuck them sexiest idiots

fuck them dick-driven wanna-be men

to everybody in this world

to all the fucked up pissers of the earth

(fucked up pissers of the earth)

drinking ourselves stupid

is the greatest thing of all

(greatest thing of all)

but fuck them sexiest idiots

fuck them dick-driven wanna-be men