Cut It Dude - The Queers

All the guys that look oh so stupid

And I wanna know why

All the girls get so impressed

It makes me wanna die

All that long hair makes me whine

It’s '95 not '69

I don’t think it’es very nice

Guys looking like Jesus Christ

Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos

Look like fucking clowns

And everyone knows they’re just

The biggest jerks around

I’m asking you on bending knees

Change that hairdo won’t you please

Lose that ponytail, you’ll see

That you’d be so cool like me

Won’t you won’t you cut it, dude

Won’t you won’t you cut it, dude

Won’t you won’t you cut it, dude

Then you’d be so cool like me